A bar is walked into by the passive voice.
How are you fine people doing this Friday evening? I am becoming increasingly frustrated by how dark it's getting. I don't like taking an afternoon nap and waking up to a pitch black sky and thinking I've accidentally slept for eight hours.
Times I have gotten home after 5:00 AM this week: Three
I'm going to eat a goddamn Subway sandwich today. I have been craving one and it's payday so YOLO or whatever.