February 28th

I'm just going to copy-paste what I sent to Eoin about how my day went. No need to retype it all.

"I got off from work and needed dinner, so I went to get some delightfully cheap fast food because, you know...yolo or whatever. So I'm driving home with my food and I'm starving because I didn't get a dinner break at work, and suddenly the bag of food topples over and spills onto the floor of my car. So, no dinner that I paid for, except for some fries that stayed in the bag. 

So I'm cranky about my food, and I go to the mailbox.
 ...And I find this: http://i.imgur.com/30LSeVS.jpg

And naturally I curse the post office and feel like crying and basically everything has gone to shit. 

BUT THEN... 
I open the mail. And while I regret to inform you that the darling hedgehog did have his saucer ripped, I may have instead noticed the other print enclosed and had a little happy tear come down."

Look what Eoin made for me. Look.

The moral of this story is that Eoin is the best person ever. THE END.

February 27th

Sometimes I accidentally stay up past 4 AM talking to people. I am appropriately sleepy now.

Work tomorrow...shouldn't be too bad. Thursdays aren't bad.

I might go to bed soon. This means I will probably wake up at 3 AM and be hungry and annoyed. I'll probably do it anyway.

February 26th

Sammy is doing better today. Her blood work was normal, so the most likely reason she's sick is that she has some sort of cancer. However, we'd need to do x-rays and ultrasounds to figure out more, and those are really expensive. So for now, we're just saying she's "sick." At least she's started eating a bit again.

I hit up Sephora after work today and got a bunch of sample perfumes. I'm trying to find a "signature" scent for myself, but it's really hard to do that when perfume is so damn expensive. I'm so happy samples are a thing that exists.

February 25th

I'm going to watch the Streamy Awards tonight.

Sammy may have had a stroke. Her one eye looks all blown out and she's drooling out one side of her mouth. She also won't eat anything. She got blood work done today, so we'll find out more tomorrow. Poor kitty.

February 24th

The Oscars have been pretty good tonight. Lots of dudes with long blonde hair - I dig that.

Currently hoping for a win for Jennifer Lawrence. That's where I'm at right now.

February 23rd

The Season 3 trailer for Game of Thrones gives me all the feels.

I am in a gif-making mood. I want to make something simple like my Tumblr sidebar gif, but I don't know what to make. You know me, I'm always seeking suggestions.

Also, this is the gif-

February 22nd

Feeling just a wee bit sleepy. Highly looking forward to snuggling up into a cocoon made of blankets.

I got some new Old Spice. I really like the smell, but it is really strong. That might just be because I'm not used to it yet, but shoot. I am a fresh-smelling man.

February 21st

I'm going to eat food and watch Vlogbrothers videos on YouTube. It's that kind of night.

February 20th

So my 3DS shipped today. Think I'll get it by Friday or Saturday? Because I really hope so. Really.

Oops, my nerd is showing, pardon me.

Did you know that a drink consisting of 3/4 Cherry Coke and 1/4 Barq's Rootbeer is really, really good? That's what I'm drinking right now. Thanks, Punch Pizza!

February 19th

17 months!

I bought myself a 3DS today. I think it's the most expensive thing I've ever purchased, actually, at $99.99. I stayed under $100, yay! I'm so excited, though. Now I can't wait for it to get here and to play games on it and for it to be October so I can get Pokémon X or Y. I forgot which is the one with the stag mascot but that's the one I want. Please.

Hi Eoin! I know you said you read this sometimes and as I said in my message to you, my blog alarm just went off so here I am! :)

February 18th

My tax returns need to get deposited soon because there are two bras that I want and I want them badly.

I bought a ring holder tonight. It's an elephant. Let me show you.

February 17th

"I DON'T WANT ROMANCE, I JUST WANT TO FIGURE OUT WHERE I AM!" -Lexa, in our Skype date

February 16th

We passed 20,000 pageviews! Yay!

The Book of Mormon was SO DAMN GOOD. I implore you to go see it if you ever have the chance. An awesome Christmas present, to be sure.

February 15th

Cold again tonight. I want a quesadilla and to sleep. That's about it at the moment.

Sorry for the lame entry, but I'm worn out.

February 14th

Happy Valentine's Day! I'm eating chocolate and I'm about to watch Josh Groban on Jimmy Kimmel. I'm feeling blissfully single at the moment. I almost forgot to blog tonight! I was writing a hella long letter and time got away from me. But I'm here now! Hello!

February 13th

I am cold and my stomach is feeling oogly-boogly. I love my passport photo though...I'm usually super un-photogenic, but I look pretty damn good. So that's a big win.

I have literally no plans for tomorrow! What am I going to do?
Probably eat chocolate and watch a romcom. Maybe attempt to imitate the Forever Alone face.

I can't wait for April!

February 12th

We're almost at 20,000 pageviews! Thank you so much everyone! Also, who the hell are you?

Currently loading the latest episode of Adventure Time. I've heard the latest episode is good, and it has Neil Patrick Harris in it, so I'm sure it is.

I'm getting my passport updated tomorrow. I'm not going abroad anytime soon, but I figure it's good to be ready. My sister got invited to go the the Bahamas for her spring break this year, so maybe someone will invite me somewhere fun? Ireland sounds nice. Also Thailand.

Just a few more days before I get to see Book of Mormon! I am positively weeing myself.

February 11th

All the money I'm saving by being single this Valentine's Day is going straight to myself. I went to Forever 21 tonight and bought two tops, a few necklaces and a ring. I want to show you my favorite top that I bought!

It's a little hard to see, but on the collar there are gold chains sewn on. I'm in love. :)

February 10th

Work was disturbingly long today. Driving sucked today too. This weather blows, man.

I am craving Oreo ice cream. Eek.

I could really use a day off tomorrow because I want to sleep in hardcore, but no such luck. Hopefully tomorrow there won't be crazy little children running around and pushing each other into stacks of clothing and employees while their parents look on and say nothing, because that happened today.

February 9th

HAIRCUT YAY

My usual hairstylist is on maternity leave and the girl who cut my hair today was super rude and bitchy. I also told her I didn't like how she was styling it, but that didn't stop her...she just goes, "Well, that's the way it is." So I went home and straightened it and now I look super fierce. Whee.

February 8th

I want to be an enka singer.

I also want to be able to do a chest stand.

No work tomorrow, but I'm getting my hair cut/trimmed/shaped/whatever. Haircuts are really fucking expensive and I hate it.

February 7th

Skype night again, at last!

Undies were finally back to 7 for $26 instead of 5 for $26, and so I miiiiight have bought some. Whoops. But we have my favorite undies in right now that we've had since I started working there...I had trouble picking just seven. I scoured the website for pictures to show you which ones I got, but one of them wasn't there mysteriously. So, just imagine a mint-colored solid lace bikini-style pair.

I also got pajama shorts because they're getting transferred out tomorrow, and I've wanted them since this summer. Yay, clearance. The green ones are more of a shamrock color in real life, and I'm wearing them right now!

February 6th

I'm drinking flat Pepsi like a champ. What now.

Five months until my birthday! I've pretty much decided that I want to have a party, which is something I never do, and that it will be at the Rainforest Café at MOA. We will sit by the gorillas and drink adult beverages and also I want a volcano cake.

I guess I kind of accidentally got into Adventure Time. I watched the first couple episodes and really disliked the inanity of them, but I really, really wanted to see what all the fuss was about since so many people like the show, and I was advised about a few story arcs that were good and featured (gasp) character development. Well, it worked. I watched a bunch of episodes featuring Marceline and Ice King, and then I watched "I Remember You." And now I like Adventure Time, I guess.

February 5th

Bought some Spring-smelling candles. Pink Sangria, Honeysuckle, and Pineapple Orchid. I am excited.

I am perpetually baffled by Irish pronunciation. Why on earth is Saoirse pronounced like Seersha? I just don't know. It's a pretty name, though. Lots of Irish names are pretty.

February 4th

I have the window open in my room. It never ceases to astound me how opposite my two bedrooms are.

My dad bought mangos and I am super craving a smoothie but it is almost 11:00 and I think the blender might just wake everyone up.

I WANT TO BUY THINGS

February 3rd

I wrote the date as 2/3/12 today. I am ashamed.

I am tired, but warm. I don't work tomorrow. I'm going to do a lot of sleeping.

February 2nd

I had a lovely time at the Guthrie tonight! I saw Long Day's Journey Into Night, which was really good and not very happy. Now I'm getting ready to go to bed, because damn, it's cold.

February 1st

I don't like jazz music. Sorry, world.

I have a pretty good work schedule this week, finally! I went in today even though I wasn't scheduled, because I need more money. Except then I spent all the money I would have earned today. So it was like working for free! Sigh.