Sunday, April 15, 2012

April 15th

Today I would like to present you with love advice from one of my favorite movies, Love Actually:

"Invite him out for a drink and then after about twenty minutes casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies."

This, my friends, is how to get a man.

Wouldn't it be nice if romance was this straightforward? Instead of pussyfooting around, you just go up to the person you like and say "Hey, I like you, do you reciprocate?" And then if they do, awesome, and if they don't you move on. There would be no waiting around and build up to see if someone liked you back, so the letdown would be less because really, you'd only have known them for a short time and the rejection wouldn't be so devastating - not like if you'd been trying hard to win someone over for ages and then finally finding out they just weren't into you.

This is the sort of thing I think about when I don't want to do homework.

1 comment:

  1. This is so true. Why do we feel the need to make shit so confusing!? Relationships are hard. Humans are ridiculous.