Dear creep on the Gustavus campus,
Stop assaulting people. We don't like it. Thanks.
So yeah, there have been a couple of sexual assaults around campus this weekend, and seeing as I go to a very secluded school with a very low crime rate, it's a little freaky. So know everyone is freaking out and flipping tits and everything is madness here at Gustavus. Thank you, 24-hour escort system. Also, yay for not working tonight.
Right. Is it July yet?
Whaaaaat! That's crazy! I hope they find the creep!ReplyDelete
Scary! Be careful!ReplyDelete