Monday, March 7, 2011

March 7th - Stop that

Dear creep on the Gustavus campus,
Stop assaulting people. We don't like it. Thanks.

So yeah, there have been a couple of sexual assaults around campus this weekend, and seeing as I go to a very secluded school with a very low crime rate, it's a little freaky. So know everyone is freaking out and flipping tits and everything is madness here at Gustavus. Thank you, 24-hour escort system. Also, yay for not working tonight.

Right. Is it July yet?