November 23rd

I am about to go to bed, but I thought I'd post first in case I sleep all day and all night, which could very well happen.

highlights of working midnight to 6 am:

• the hot shirtless greeter, duh 
• the best cupcakes ever
• at 4:00 when one of my managers starting walking around the store going “it’s FOUR IN THE MORNING. it’s FOUUUUR IN THE MOORNIING.” 
• the person who lit and smoked a cigarette in the fitting rooms
• the random piles of undies that kept appearing 
• the customer in the line to check out who decided she didn’t want one of her shirts anymore so she just threw it 
• when the line wrapped around the whole store 
• one of my coworkers having an allergic reaction and getting hives on her nose 
• the GM’s pep talk: “you have to keep working! it’s like how if sharks stop swimming, they’ll die. if you stop working, YOU’LL DIE.” 
• the sweet, sweet feeling of clocking out